Thought/Quote Log
Anything I’ve ever posted on the Quote of The Day column will be kept here, this is a little log for it, and i think it’s useful… say you liked a funny thought I’d posted a few days back and want to use it for something (using it as a begining for a speech, something to add humor to an essay of urs, to impress a date or person u have a crush on and u want to convince them that u use ur brain for things other than thinking of easier way of staring at the person’s butt without them noticing), you’ll find it here 😀
* “Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?”
* “Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there … I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?”
* “How come we say ‘It’s colder than hell outside’ when isn’t it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?”
* “Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?”
* “My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.”
Charles Kettering.
* “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”
Ellen DeGeneres
* “Write to be understood, speak to be heard, read to grow.”
Lawrence Clark Powell
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