The 41 Year Old Virgin
February 24, 2007It’s the 24th of Febuary, and my friend Lily just turned 41 *lily sobbing in the background*, and we’re having a tiny (very tiny), intimate (very intimate) birthday party with her (it’s just me, Princess and Lily). Here are the highlights/tidbits of the gathering (anything bain qosain, is a note from me):
* Lily: “Can i eat this candle?” Princess: “Yea, sure, it’s edible.” (candles AREN’T edible)
* Lily: “You should try breast-feeding. It’s Amazing!” (yes, she still remembers being breast-fed)
* Lily: “What’s a Dirty Sanchez?” Swair: *explains* (yes, i know EVERYTHING)
* Lily: “The chef masturbated in the cake, look, it’s white!… it did taste weird.” (it was actually whipped cream)
* Lily talking about the 32 year old guy who proposed to her: He said:” “I’m a virgin! and i never touched myself!” yea, RIGHT!” (yes, we hate men)
* Princess: “Enshalla 7amani dies in Austrailia! esmella 3alaih!” (you know when you love someone so much you want them to die?)
* Lily expressing what R *random guy Princess knows* can do: *frowns, holds imaginary hair and goes “UURRRRRR!!!!” (don’t ask)
* Lily: sayedna Adam can fit in here!” (talking about how tall people were in the past)
* The three of us laughing at 3amer whil he’s laughing evilly and playing “Kitten Cannon“…
* Princess: “OMG OMG! That’s scary!” (we were talking about sayedna Adam being a giant)
* Lily: “Marshmellows feel like boobs”.. *Swair handing her the marshmellows”: “have some boobs please.. (we’re perverts, we know)
* Lily: i’ve always believed that the sound of crickets at night was actually the stars twinkling… (we were talking about what we believed as kids)
* Swair: “When you sew, you’re actually poking the devil in the eye… Domestication gone Wild..” (i was sewing something i made… will post about it as soon as it’s done)
* 3amer: “peeejjjja!!! (ya3ni pizza)” (how can you have a gathering without Caesar’s pizza?)
And that was pretty much the summary of our gathering lol… We had alot of fun, we caught up with each other, we laughed, we ranted, ate and just enjoyed ourselves in general… Enshalla we’ll have another gathering sooon, bs with the rest of the knights there… Juju, Nutti, Fantasia, Noona, Kalikabooki: we missed you today! enshalla we’ll have a bigger and better get-together soon 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILO!!
happy birthday Lily.. 3sa dom mistansa ya swaira :*
Happy Birthday Lils hon…
Sorry I couldn’t make it, last not mother witch started bitching and going why the fuck do you wanna go over there and why do you care and all that jazz that I just decided to not wake up in the morning hence I ignored everyone at home and all the phonecalls (not that I was able to answer or hear them since I had it on silent) Sorry again, maybe sometime soon.
And I’m sorry I missed out on all the fun
I probably would’ve molested or been molested by the birthday girl LOL!
Happy Birthday from a starnger.
Happy birthday from another stranger.
And I thought my friends were weird Swair
PS: Kitty Cannon rock! i play it at work everyday.
Happy Birthday Lilyyyy,u guys r sooo cute together,i wish i could have been there:*
happppy birthdaaaaay lilooo 7abeeeebtii
Thank you all so much, guys!
-hobbles and clicks her false teeth-
it was fun fun fun…!
thank you, swair and princess : D i feel happy..
Dodo: lol 7abeebti walla :**
Juju: it’s okay babe :* we’ll plan another day soon
Dio:
Will: LOL my little brother (3amer) loves it because of the sound effects :p
Dorie: 7abeeebti walla :* we wished u were there too
Fantasia:
Lilo: lol enshalla dooom u feel happy
hmmm ok happy birthday lilo!! and swair thanks for having me, and i baked the cake!! but im not the chef lilo was refering to